Former-SWO Joins Love is Blind Because Not Even He Can Look at Himself

I swear to God this is not satire. Someone managed to convince a Netflix dating show that a former-SWO was socially-adjusted enough to have a successful romantic relationship. The catch—the women he’s courting can’t see him.

I’ve had some rough days at sea where the hardest thing I had to do is look in a mirror and accept my miserable existence, but even I can look at a woman in the eye on a over-priced date. I genuinely feel sorry for this dude.

I guess when women can’t see how dead you are inside they’re more inclined to let you be their first husband. I also haven’t done any research and he might be gay—just remember David, you’re not underway anymore! Butt stuff counts this now.