Wardroom Concerned After DIVO Stops Making Suicide Jokes

Written By The Piggieback

“Hey man, did you notice ELECTRO stopped making suicide jokes?”

Junior Officers onboard USS Gitfucked became concerned that their usually hilarious friend stopped making four suicide jokes at every meal. He’s just been quiet lately.

“Damn man, what happened to him? Why is he so quiet?”

At press time, ELECTRO was seen walking towards the flight deck with duct tape and two kettle balls. Strange.

The Piggieback
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