DIVO Upset He’s Not Qualified Yet After Spending 29 Months Hiding in His Stateroom

Written By The Piggieback

After spending more time on ship’s WiFi using Hinge with a 50-mile radius than studying, your local JO is shocked he isn’t pinned and is looking at his PRD knowing he’s about to become needs of the Navy.

“They’re treating me so unfair! Waaaa!” Said LTJG Butfayce, objectively the least attractive person in the wardroom. “I work so hard, why am I not qualified?”

At press time, Butfayce was twenty minutes late to relieve OS2 Gitfucked for the 17-22 OOD I/P Watch - the last real qual he got since COVID.

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