Divorce Law Firm Offering Veterans Day Discount

Thank you for your service! As the country is on the brink of war on three separate fronts, what better time could you have for a divorce? After all, you don’t want your shitty spouse to get your SGLI money after you get executed in POW Camp in the Fujian Province. You’d rather that go to your kids in Manila, right?

Thankfully, the office of Cuckland & Ellis is offering 69% discounts for all veterans and active duty service members who file for divorce during the month of November. Their offices are also conveniently located right next to an Applebee’s, so you can black out on Dollaritas and Double Crunch Wings after filing your paperwork.

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