Navy Shocked Officers with No Training Break Ship

Written By The Piggieback

The Pentagon was up in arms after a group of incompetent officers the Navy deliberately gave no real training broke a ship last week, sources say.

“I don’t understand, we haven’t given SWOs any real training for 50 years, and now accidents are happening? How are the mistakes catching up to us?” Exclaimed COMNAVSURFPAC’s PAO, who is a former 1160 non-attain after getting diagnosed with “adjustment disorder” or some other probably made up mental health problem.

At press time, a few hours driving ships in a video game after BDOC didn’t make flight-school-flunkies better ship drivers.

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