PERS-41 Panics After the Only Three FY21 JOs That Signed for DH are Hospitalized with Monkeypox

Millington Mayday! Millington Mayday! Panic spread through PERS-41 as the sole three FY21 JOs that signed for DH were hospitalized at Balboa for monkeypox. 

“We have no idea what the link is here,” said Dr. Harvey Leche. “While we do know they all signed for DH, live in Hillcrest, own Versace sunglasses, and have washboard abs, we can't imagine how all three contracted the disease that is not correlated with any sexual preferences.” 

At press time, one of the bedridden DH-signees, seemingly delirious, was heard asking if Vanderbilt was still in CFP contention.