Drones Literally Just Flight Attrites Playing With Toys

Written By The Piggieback

Mystery solved! Drones in the air that the American public is freaking out about are literally just a bunch of flight attrites on Lexapro playing with toys.

“I just want to be left alone!” Said LTJG Iam D. Pressed, a flight attrite SWO on the USS Milius (DDG 69). “I’m sorry I flew it over the White House, but I’m just playing with my toys! Can I please become a PAO now?”

At press time, ENS Free Luigi, a SWO non-attain, just POCR’d into intel while your dumbass (with a soft breakout) got orders to be the DCA on a cruiser out of Norfolk. Get fucked.

The Piggieback
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