Wait, Why Did it Take 551 Days for Kelly Sbrocchi to Get Promoted?

I’m pretty pro influencer. Why would I criticize someone for what I wish I could do? If I was a technically hot woman who showed my body and was also funny, I’d have way more followers. Generally, I’m critical of other meme pages for criticizing theoretically hot women on Instagram — everyone has a skill. Also, the hottest influencer I know is hiding behind her meme page, but that’s an opinion. She’s just funny.

I can’t resist criticizing this one though. It takes way more than 551 days to put on O-4 from O-3, and I think we all remember Sbrocchi’s photo shoot that she deleted recently.This time, I can’t help myself but criticize and speculate. Why did she take 551 days to promote? As a former naval officer who beat his demotion investigation, I’m dying to know.

It had to have been frat. After six frat investigations, and all were swept under the rug, I promise you no officer, especially the married ones, deserve the benefit of the doubt.

If you want to rat on someone email thepiggieback@gmail.com. Time to reclaim accountability, because leadership and Navy Times won’t. The new editor is Beth Sullivan, do not trust her (all hail Geoff).