Former Military Officer Excited He Can Finally Put His Real Job on Hinge Profile

What a wonderful day! Iam Freeman can now put his job on his Hinge profile knowing that no reasonable woman would swipe right on a man who believes being in the military is attractive and publicly broadcasts his active duty status.

“We’ll see how this goes!” Iam Freeman, a former Naval Officer, said as he updated his job on Hinge. Immediately he saw his matches soar. They don’t tell you that at the recruiting office!

At press time, Freeman was still habitually telling woman he met that he is a marine biologist. That’ll take some time to wear off.