Female Naval Officer Shocked She Has Has Bad Luck Dating Exclusively Enlisted Dudes

“Oh my GAWD why is dating so hard!” Sarah, a full-bird lieutenant, screamed in her dirty pre-owned silver Lexus hatchback while driving home from her date with the third different enlisted EOD Tech since Easter.

“Like why don’t thick legs and sleeve tattoos translate to emotional intelligence?!? I just don’t understand!” She yelled while looking at her freshly powdered nails.

“Okay, it’s not you, it’s them. Stay the course, continue going to the base gym in Little Creek, and everything will work out.” She repeated to herself over and over while forgetting to use her turn signal.

At press time, Sarah reassured herself that she’s not the problem.