DH Grateful for 9 Months of Peace at Sea Away From Cheating Wife and Ungrateful Kids

Nothing like a deployment to give you some temporary salvation from infidelity and disrespect. Local CHENG breathes sigh of relief as he hears the sacred words “underway, shift colors”. Finally, some fucking peace.

“Seriously, they get free healthcare, schooling, MWR trips, tax free groceries, and anything else they want. I have no control over my money or time, and everyday I come home to a nagging wife and a son that doesn’t listen to to me.” The local CHENG said as he moved another man’s clothes from his dryer.

At press time, your local CHENG was looking through his credit card statement, wondering why there was a $40 charge from Walgreens at 0732 on a Sunday morning that happened after his duty day.