NAVAIR Debuts Pumpkin Spiced Flight Suits

Get your Instagram stories ready! NAVAIR is embracing the season and introducing pumpkin spiced flight suits for the fall. Wearing of the suits will be at the Wing Commander’s discretion, so take that as you will. He’ll probably spell your name wrong too.

If you thought the influencers were insufferable before, just wait until you see a Starbucks Cup in a T-45 with the caption “PSL and PS Flight Suit! #doboth”. I guess I could do both if both means ripping a line of powdered Adderall and popping a Zyn before a check ride.

At press time, NAVAIR just banned nicotine on all flights, prompting a massive IP strike that somehow downed T-45s again.