USS Carney Asada Attacked Off Coast of Mexico

In what was described as an “unprovoked” attack, the Tomatillo rebels operating out of Baja California fired SALSA Rockets at the USS Carney Asada (DDG 69), which was escorting a fleet of jalapeño tankers bound for San Diego.

The Tomatillo rebels are currently in rebellion against Gelapano Poltical Party in Mexico, who has received 420 billion dollars of aid from the DOD this year. The GPP supplies America with most of its jalapeños and enjoys the backing of most Western Democracies. The governments America used to have its own crop of Jalapeños, but federal toilet clogging regulations killed the industry.

The TAO immediately received a CAR (Colon Action Ribbon) for defending from the SLSA Rockets with the new Baseline 6.9 TACO Air Defense System.