Navy in Chaos as Quizlet Crashes and China Finally Invades Taiwan

It’s a nightmare scenario for the American Navy! Quizlet has crashed and now no one can do their derivative classification training! How will we even know the difference between compiled by and contained in without a Quizlet with seventeen five-star ratings?

Oh fuck! China also finally invaded Taiwan and 7th Fleet is literally too disorganized to do anything about it. Are surface ships fighting back as DESRON 15 or CTF 71? Where the fuck  is the carrier? We sent it to 5th Fleet to fight the Houthis? All our submarines are in Guam? Fuck.

At press time, literally no one in Taiwan could fight back because, to no one’s surprise except Taiwain’s, tanks suck at coastal defense.