Navy Shocked China Doesn’t Invade Taiwan While America is Distracted in Europe and Israel

Written By The Piggieback

Xi Jiping was caught sleeping in on Sunday after not invading Taiwan during arguably the best opportunity he’s had since 9/11.

Vice Admiral Karl Thomas was shocked that 7th Fleet still exists after America is supporting one war in Europe and one war in the Middle East despite having no Speaker of the House.

“Yeah, we are all dying within 96 hours of WWIII and I thought it already stared,” VADM Thomas told the Japanese Times. “I’m not sure why I am still alive.”

At press time, every ship in 7th Fleet is still broken and unable to defend Japan.

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