Bouncer Confiscates Navy’s Fake ID After Seeing She was Born in 1775

In downtown Annapolis, the US Navy had her ID confiscated when the bartender didn’t believe she was 248 years old.

“I’m not losing my job over a plebe trying to get a drink at Dillo’s,” said the local bouncer, a former 1160 who was non-obtained and couldn’t POCR to HR because he was a ugly man.

At press time, US Navy had a dadmidal that was able to get her into the US Naval Academy the bar.