SWO Jacket Doubles as Birth Control

A newly pinned LTJG is beaming with pride in the wardroom of an impotent DDG in 2nd Fleet. He would be ashamed if he wasn’t so oblivious to how viscerally mediocre, borderline embarrassing, pinning as a SWO actually meant. He actually forgot his dreams of being a fighter pilot. Luckily for society, his SWO Jacket is doubling as birth control. As long as he wears it every day, it’s a 99.9% effective contraception.

“You know, I used to be on the generic jacket, you know the Eisenhower one? But I managed to convince my doctor to get me an upgraded version, and now that I pinned I convinced my doctor to put me on a better jacket.”

At press time, the male LTJG still had hella mood swings, but he was promised after he pinned and wore his jacket they would go away soon.