Sailor Who Spent Entire Deployment Masturbating and Playing Video Games Returns Home to Immediately Masturbates and Plays Video Games

Mission Accomplished! Your entire ship spent six months making circles in a random box, combatting ship-wide STDs, and sweeping CMEO cases under the rug so foul it even made your CMC cry. Your sailors did absolutely nothing but play video games and skate off to their racks to spend time with their extra pillow case.

Congratulations! Now they’re home, and they’re doing the exact same thing. Literally nothing has changed. They’re going to complain that they’re tired and get upset that their division officer with no formal admin training fucked up their pay.

Thank God they’re in port now though - they can do literally the exact same thing they do every single day in the comfort of their home. At least they have WiFi and don’t have to reuse the same videos over and over again. Good for them.