Chief Wishes All Three of His Ex-wives a Happy Mother’s Day

Your local chief was thrilled to post a Mother’s Day post for all of his baby mamas. He made sure to restrict the post so the new E-3 he followed couldn’t see he had kids, but he gave them some love nonetheless.

“Briannah, Karleigh, Donna, happy Mother’s  Day! Thank you for raising all my children with your husbands and baby daddies. I’m so lucky that you are taking care of Nala, Kristie, Hunter, Payton, and Aiden! Tell Jody I said hi!”

At press time, your chief was getting paid maybe $469/month after child support deductions.