LTJG Going on Deployment Thinks Two Weeks is Enough Time to Establish a Relationship With Girl He Met on Hinge

Your local unqualified engineering DIVO is still furiously swiping on San Diego Hinge, a mere seventeen days away from a seven-month 7th Fleet Deployment.

“Bro, we have almost three weeks left, that’s at least eight dates. I can make this happen.” LTJG Iam Disprete said to the already divorced second-tour on the ship. “She even likes dogs just like I do - it’s a match made in Heaven.”

At press time, LTJG Disprete had reserved an overpriced restaurant for his planned proposal the night before he was supposed to get underway.