Navy Creates Designator for “Sub” Officers

1169 is the newest Navy Officer designator for “Sub” officers. Every unrestricted line officer qualifies for the additional designator, and it is automatically awarded to all newly qualified SWOs (1110s).

The new 1169 designator is for any officer who has spent their career saying “Yes ma’am, please ma’am, I love it when you verbally and physically abuse me, ma’am”. This designator is expedited when when officers are talking to female LPOs. After training generations of weak men who are more concerned with FITREP bulletpoints than war fighting, PERS recently came out with a tax-free bonus for the new 1169 designator: $69,000 tax-free for men who castrated themselves after signing for DHRB.

At press time, PERS 41 Actual was CMEO’d because the bonus for cutting your balls off was only being offered to male officers.